Breaking news, comrades, from the heart of Squirrelywood: our fearless leader, Squeaky McSquirrel, has announced a new initiative to increase tree-hugging efficiency!
We'll be implementing a new "Squirrel-Friendly" policy, ensuring all park benches are equipped with complimentary nut-butter packets and a complimentary squirrel-sized cup holder for each seat!
Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story! Or, you know, just follow us on our SquirrelyBook page.
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